What Audrey Hepburn Is REALLY Thinking

[Via the always-brilliant Burbanked]

The First AVENGERS Trailer That Works

What a killer shot of The Hulk flying in and rescuing a disabled Iron Man! It’s beautifully composed and exactly the kind of camaraderie that none of the other trailers for The Avengers suggested!

Thor sucks, though. And this thing still seems a bit Transformers-meets-Marvel. But now I’m planning on seeing it.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER Looks Just a Bit TOO Good

When the title of the movie is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, you pretty much expect something that looks like it was filmed on a Handycam in someone’s garage with Karo syrup blood everywhere. And maybe that’s the way it should be, really.

But Tim Burton and the guy who directed Wanted have put some serious money into this really dumb idea. So now it looks like Van Helsing, a movie too refined to ignore, but one too idiotic to really get into.

Probably not a good idea to use the same Johnny Cash song as Dawn of the Dead, which invites comparison to a much better film (probably).